Lists

I have a list of things I want to do when I grow up. I made it when I turned 50. I want to be a writer, a standup comedian, I want to invent something, I want to retire, I want to win the lottery, I want to be a clown. Some of the things I've done. I took a standup comedy class, one of the scariest things I've ever done, and found that I like standing in front of complete strangers, mike in hand and tell funny stories. That one class changed my life forever. I'm not scared of doing hard things, or talking to groups.

This past year, I worked with an inventor on a new toy idea. Its still in the works. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Top secret. The whole process of working with him, brainstorming was a thrill for me. That too changed my life.

I want to be a writer. I want to publish a book of stories. My stories, from my point of view. That's what this blog is all about. I want to retire someday, so I can volunteer and play lots of tennis. I do that now, but my time is limited. I am trying to win the lottery and play a couple of times a month. I dream of what I would do, if I won.

I've always wanted to be a clown, and I am one. Judy Magoodie. Its a nickname my dad gave me as a small kid. My brothers and sisters all have funny names too. When my dad was sick with Alzheimers, and he couldn't remember me or my name, if I said Judy Magoodie, he would remember, at least for the moment. I get all dressed up, put on my face, and visit nursing homes. I don't do kids parties. They scare me, but I do like going into nursing homes. Its part of my volunteer work with hospice.

I think I need to add more to my list. It would be dreadful if I accomplished everything. What would I have to look forward too?